Yikes

I like to drink Red Bull on occasion.  Usually when I do, vodka (Grey Goose) is involved.  These Red Bull reps were hanging around my campus and they were handing out Red Bull Cola.  Being a strict fan of Coca Cola and hating any other type of cola product I was skeptic, BUT I was running on 3 hours of sleep, so why not? 

Strong & Natural, my ass. Seriously, this shit tastes like flat-week old Coca Cola.  Fuck that.  It of course contains Taurine, but if I can't taste it, I don't want it.  Energy drinks make me feel hungover anyway, they make me shaky and nauseous.  I rather die of thirst than drink this.  Why would they market themselves as 100% Natural?  HELLO, WE LIKE ARTIFICIAL COLORINGS AND WE LOVE ARTIFICIAL FLAVORS.

Ritter Sport, Date Me

 I honestly can't explain the taste of Ritter Sport.  Spoiler turned me on to them, and FINALLY I was able to find a place in Chicago that sold them.  Now, the U.S. economy is fucking shit and we all know this, but what I didn't expect to find was paying nearly $3 for a Ritter Sport. Okay, fine, I am 100% completely fine with it, because for the taste, one can be satisfied in ways most people can't be satisfied.  

250g whole hazelnut, I couldn't even flickr a picture of the wrapper due to binge snacking:

Fast Facts:

• 23% crunchy Levantine hazelnuts from Turkey
  
•  77% of our classic milk chocolate
  
• Fine Cocoa from Papa New Guinea
  
• Cocoa Beans from West Africa
  
• HAND-SELECTED NUTS!!! 
  
• Fat in g-94,75
  

All the nuts are perfectly distributed, not like in Hershey's Almonds where you are lucky to get 8 almonds in a whole bar, or one per letter and you get ripped off for a huge portion of the chocolate bar. Not in this one, it's the Chanel of chocolates.  Chocolate Couture, hand picked with different cocoa flavors and perfectly distribution.  The throwback or "recession-proof pricing" version of this can be bought from the local softball team or "off-season" basketball husslin' these. The chocolate is so delicious, perfect. I am in love.  Fuck the U.S "recession." Ritter Sport is $3 a pop, gas is about $4.30. Snacks over gas. Also, peep their site, it's pretty swanky and cute.