Wednesday, October 15, 2008


I like to drink Red Bull on occasion.  Usually when I do, vodka (Grey Goose) is involved.  These Red Bull reps were hanging around my campus and they were handing out Red Bull Cola.  Being a strict fan of Coca Cola and hating any other type of cola product I was skeptic, BUT I was running on 3 hours of sleep, so why not? 

Strong & Natural, my ass. Seriously, this shit tastes like flat-week old Coca Cola.  Fuck that.  It of course contains Taurine, but if I can't taste it, I don't want it.  Energy drinks make me feel hungover anyway, they make me shaky and nauseous.  I rather die of thirst than drink this.  Why would they market themselves as 100% Natural?  HELLO, WE LIKE ARTIFICIAL COLORINGS AND WE LOVE ARTIFICIAL FLAVORS.

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